busy

Look productive with a fake progress display.

Synopsis

tofu busy [flags]

Description

Display a fake compilation/build progress. Perfect for looking busy during meetings or while thinking about the actual problem.

Flags

Flag	Short	Description	Default
--duration	-d	Duration in seconds (0 = infinite)	0
--message	-m	Custom status message	(random)

Examples

Look busy indefinitely:

tofu busy

Look busy for 60 seconds:

tofu busy -d 60

Custom message:

tofu busy -m "Optimizing neural networks"

Sample Output

⠹ Reticulating splines [████████████░░░░░░░░] 62%

Tasks

The following tasks cycle randomly:

• Compiling
• Linking
• Optimizing
• Resolving dependencies
• Downloading packages
• Building modules
• Running tests
• Generating code
• Analyzing
• Minifying
• Bundling
• Transpiling
• Type checking
• Deploying
• Syncing
• Reticulating splines
• Reversing the polarity
• Calibrating flux capacitor
• Consulting the oracle
• Summoning dependencies

Notes

• Press Ctrl+C to exit
• Progress bar animates continuously
• Tasks change randomly to simulate real builds