fortune¶
Tech fortune cookies.
Synopsis¶
Description¶
Display a random tech-related fortune cookie or programming wisdom. Perfect for starting your day or adding to your shell startup.
Flags¶
| Flag | Short | Description | Default |
|---|---|---|---|
--category |
-c |
Category: tech, wisdom, debugging, all |
all |
Examples¶
Random fortune:
Tech jokes only:
Wisdom quotes:
Debugging humor:
Categories¶
Tech (-c tech)¶
- "There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors."
- "Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs."
- "Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer."
Wisdom (-c wisdom)¶
- "Done is better than perfect."
- "Make it work, make it right, make it fast."
- "Premature optimization is the root of all evil."
- "Code is read more often than it is written."
Debugging (-c debugging)¶
- "It works on my machine!"
- "It must be a compiler bug."
- "99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around... 127 little bugs in the code."
Fun Combinations¶
Add to your shell profile:
Rainbow fortune:
Fortune with cowsay: